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★★★★★ 5/5
MAGA NUTTZ THE WORLD'S BEST BOTTLE OPENER
Regular Price:
$57.99
Patriot Price:
$47.99
USE CODE: MAGANUTTZ10 for $10 off!
YOUR ORDER INCLUDES A PROTECTIVE VELVET NUT SACK AND A BIG BEAUTIFUL BALLS COASTER...
A GOLDEN DEAL
MAGA NUTTZ is the finest American-made bottle opener in the world. Made with pride right here in the United States of America, this finely crafted product was designed to meet the needs of beer drinkers everywhere who believe in GOD, country, two genders and quality craftsmanship.
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★★★★★ 5/5
MAGA NUTTZ THE WORLD'S BEST BOTTLE OPENER
YOUR ORDER INCLUDES A PROTECTIVE VELVET NUT SACK AND A BIG BEAUTIFUL BALLS COASTER... A GOLDEN DEAL
MAGA NUTTZ is the finest American-made bottle opener in the world. Made with pride right here in the United States of America, this finely crafted product was designed to meet the needs of beer drinkers everywhere who believe in GOD, country, two genders and quality craftsmanship.
What are you waiting for if you believe in “Make America Great Again”? Get your own MAGA NUTTZ today—and help us ensure nobody ever has to use another cheap commie-style bottle opener again!
Regular Price:
$57.99
Patriot Price Only
$47.99
USE CODE: MAGANUTTZ10 for $10 off!
★★★★★ 5/5
WALZ BALLZ, tHE WORLD'S WORST SCREWDRIVER
Regular Price:
$42.49
Patriot Price:
$32.49
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The Walz Ballz screw driver is reminder that only men can get blue balls. Also as a reminder testicles don’t menstruate Also a reminder that it’s the golden age… the days of America First patriots getting screwed are over.
This ball sack is meek, saggy, ugly, and small, just like most commie politicians.
Intended as a flat head screw driver, it probably won’t work as intended, just like left wing political policy.
walz ballz too!
★★★★★ 5/5
WALZ BALLZ, tHE WORLD'S WORST SCREWDRIVER
Regular Price:
$42.49
Patriot Price:
$32.49
USE CODE: MAGANUTTZ10 for $10 off!
The Walz Ballz screw driver is reminder that only men can get blue balls. Also as a reminder testicles don’t menstruate Also a reminder that it’s the golden age… the days of America First patriots getting screwed are over.
This ball sack is meek, saggy, ugly, and small, just like most commie politicians.
Intended as a flat head screw driver, it probably won’t work as intended, just like left wing political policy.
"Let me ask you, sir, when is the time for men with big balls to exert themselves in the cause of liberty and their country, if this is not?”
